Quick Poll

Where's the best place you've ever had sex?

In a bookstore, feet up in the classics (did that many times as the lucky boy was the bookstore manager)

In a convertible with the top down on a warm summer night next to Lake Geneva, Switzerland (the only redeeming quality to Switzerland, if you ask me, was how many orgasms I had that night)

In the bathroom at Victrola (Shhhhhhhhhh- don't tell).