Thursday, December 13, 2007

Things I find hot- and not

Since we had a wee bit of a problem with someone thinking the comments section was a good place to dump bad erotica, I thought I'd give a little run down on things I like and things that bore me to sobs.

First- naughty girl needs big strong man to punish her to make her feel sexy porn. BAD. Really bad. Seriously not interesting. Look on craigslist and you can find hordes of guys looking for submissive women so they can live out their fantasy of being the alpha ape.With very few exceptions, guys who dig this kind of play are not guys who could inspire people to naturally follow them. This stuff makes me want to whip out a bamboo cane and flog the writers of this crap into submission.

Good- cheating wives, slut wives, cuckolds, etc. I like that these stories allow for female agency, though they can be chock full of bad racist stereotypes. Try finding that on craigslist and I will bet you that the "dominant" males will outstrip the cuckolds by 100 to 1.

Good- gay porn. Twice the cock, none of the misogyny. Nuff said

Bad- fake lesbians. I think in all the porn I've seen (most of it made for straight guys) I have only seen one actual lesbian box munching. The rest were obviously tepid attempts to look good for the camera without having to actually get in there.

Bad- most blowjobs. Evey single porn seems to end with a blow job and a facial. It's dull. It's lame. It's everywhere.

Good- cream pies. I think I find this sooooo hot because sex without a condom is not something I get to do. It's the ultimate taboo now, so I find it pretty damn sexy.

Good and bad- I like gangbang porn, but I am troubled by the abusiveness of it. In my head- gangbangs are more about a queen bee getting serviced by her loyal devotees. In actuality, girls in gang bangs are used as cum dumpsters.