Riddle Me This Readers

Everynight I take a shower and in the shower I coat my super dry skin with straight up coconut oil.

When I get out of the shower, I cover myself in Eucerin lotion for extra dry skin.

About an hour later, I use pure coco butter (not a lotion, not a cream, just straight chocolately goodness coco butter).

And every morning I wake up with the same itchy dry winter skin.

Short of spending November to March naked in a vat of olive oil, what the hell is a girl to do about really dry skin?