Wednesday, January 9, 2008

More fun with online dating

I get this email

my name is justin and im interested to know more about you and wondering if your interested and go from there please give me the respect and respond to me letting me know if your interested or not
My response is:

How about respect is earned and not demanded. Anyone who demands that I respect him when I don't even know him is not someone I am ever going to fuck.

(Besides, the severe lack of punctuation, with and intelligence shown in his email and profile are also reasons I would never fuck him)

The great thing about online dating is that rejection is quick and pretty painless, for both sides. Generally I just don't respond. But for assholes, I figure I am doing a public service by telling them off.