Cause someone likes to read about himself

You know who you are. ;)

So I have had this horrible problem for the longest time. There are boys who I am totally in sync with mentally and emotionally. I can talk to them about anything and it's awesome. But the sex, the sex generally sucks bad (usually for the same reasons, too small, too fast, too selfish)

Then there are guys who can fuck like a battery operated toy. But I wouldn't want to hang out with them for more than a few minutes (for the same reasons: too dumb, too dull, too blah)

And then there is the Bulgarian. Sweet, smart, funny, kind and hot. I was absolutely sure he had to suck in bed, cause that is how it always goes.

But he's hung like a pony, a very large pony. He can fuck for day and days and days. And he's totally all about me getting off, a lot, in many different ways.

So I am crushing very hard on the Bulgarian at the moment. Actually, I wish he was here right now, naked in my bed. Why aren't you here?